For some reason I have been thinking about clothes. Yes, I know… This may sound strange but I was sharing a picture of my closet the other day. I realize I have a bunch of shirts. How many shirts does the average man have?
Please share your closet with me. If your a working guy I would like to know how many shirts you have…
A buddy of mine, Jeff, just accepted a new job a few weeks ago. Jeff is the guy I talk to every morning on the way to work that I talked about here. Well one morning Jeff was telling me about his work clothing debacle. See Jeff is a simple guy who used to work for a company in a cubical. His cubical was in the “back” of an office and he spent most of his work-day online or on the phone dealing with clients. Nobody really ever saw him or noticed his clothing.
His office was business casual (like most office buildings now-a-days). Jeff explained to me that he only has a couple pairs of slacks and a few short-sleeve collared shirts… I call them golf shirts. Well, Jeff would wear one pair of khaki-pants all week. He would get them from the cleaners and just put them on Monday – Friday. Of course he would take them off as soon as he got home from work each day. They really weren’t dirty unless he sharted or some other miss-hap. According to Jeff that only happened twice in the last couple years. (I asked).
Jeff asked if this was strange or weird. (These are the kinds of conversations we have on the way to work). I, of course, told him that was strange and he probably didn’t have many people talk to him at work due to him being known around the office as “smelly guy”.
Lets go back to the reason I am writing this.
Jeff has a new job that apparently is more “normal”. There is a large office area that many people work in. People are always trying to dress to impress. Jeff tells me that he needs to go clothes shopping and asked me where to go. I told him I have no clue on where to shop. I do all my shopping online. I point and click on what I like and it shows up in my mailbox.
The next day Jeff and I are talking and he says one of the ladies in the office shouts toward Jeff from across the break room.
“Yo, Jeff… Didn’t you wear those pants yesterday?”
Jeff stumbles and says, “Of course not… Why would I wear pants two days in a row?”
“Those sure look like the pants you had on yesterday… And come to think of it, They look like the same ones you had on Monday.” She continues
Jeff relays this information to me and says. I can’t shop online I have nothing to wear tomorrow!! I immediately ask him what he is wearing today. haha. He admits the same pants he has been wearing all week.
Good luck buddy. By this time my sides are hurting from laughing so hard at Jeff. He is trying to be so serious and all I can think about is how bad he smells.
I think I’ll ask Jeff when he calls this morning how his wardrobe is shaping up.