Long Awkward Pause’s Resolution Advice for 2015

This is by far the best New Years Resolution Blog Post I have run across. This author has my sense of humor. We should become pals!

Thanks,

Bow

If the holiday season wasn’t bad enough for you, don’t forget that it’s not over yet.  The stress and overeating of Thanksgiving that kicks off the month of consumer fetishism doesn’t end when the fat, red-velour-clad toy pimp coke-snorts his way back up your chimney.  The insipid holiday muzak might stop, but the capstone of our season is New Year’s.  Yes, I put the damn apostrophe before the S.

Tasked to kick off the 2015 blogging year, I’m focusing on the trite habit we have of making resolutions.  My typical practice is to resolutely resolve to make no resolutions.  At this task, I’ve excelled.  However, that would make a pretty short and unsatisfying blog post, wouldn’t it?  So my idea is more of a suggestion to you out there: a New Year’s resolution to declutter our lives.  I’ll use some of my more awesome 2014 acquisitions, gifts and WTF-esque crap…

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